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THE CRASH - NPC Ep.12 - Season Finale
THE CRASH - NPC Ep.12 - Season Finale

Click below for episode 11:
http://youtu.be/Qm7_LfkZLa4

As a new day dawns over the city, Mike faces the consequences of deleting the main character of the game.

NPC title theme is "Checkmate" by Andrew Blaney, licensed from Killer Tracks.

Created by Woody Tondorf, Jeff Sloniker, and Andrew Hanson
Directed and edited by youtube.com/Tyrannicon
Written by Andrew Hanson and Jeff Sloniker

Starring
Oliver Vaquer as Mike
Jeff Sloniker as Rico

Also, let's just do a quick FAQ for the silly complaints you're going to have:

Q: This isn't GTA5 so it sucks!
A: Not a question, but the only way to do good machinima in GTA is to use a PC, and since there's no PC port yet for GTA5, we do the best we can.

Q: His name's Niko Bellic, not Rico Selleck! You suck!
A: Yeah yeah yeah, we know. But we don't want to risk any chance that our good friends at Rockstar would take offence to this parody, so we changed the names. Get over it.

Q: I won't get over it, because Niko's Russian!
A: DID YOU WATCH EPISODE 6?!? DID YOU?!? WE CLEARLY SAY HIS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN IS "RUSSIA-ISH," WHICH MEANS HE'S NOT ACTUALLY FROM RUSSIA, DAD!!!!

Q: These people look like an acid trip!
A: Don't do drugs. But do realize that, in order to make a nearly decade old game look all right, Tyrannicon ran the program through ICenhancer, which makes a lot of stuff look HD pretty, but the people still look like monsters. We promise you get used to it.

Q: What the hell/sh*t/eff did I just watch?
A: It's a revolutionary new art form in which we go INSIDE the game itself to create a story that may be wholly separate from the game's canon! Though we're not quite sure what to call it yet, we think it may be some form of Machine Cinema. We're pretty sure we're the only people to try this, but our records only go back to 2009, when dubstep was cool.

Q: I hate these flashbacks! Die in a fire!
A: Wow, of all the hateful things you've said so far, that one's the worst. We love that so many of you are watching the episodes, and we realize the flashbacks can take a while, but they're for the new people who are watching this for the first time and will have NO IDEA what's going on. And we include new funny one liners for Rico to say so you're not just watching the same thing over and over...but fuck us, right?

Q: I love this!
A: And we love you, but you only asked one question this whole time.

GTA 5 Gameplay: THE THUNDERDOME - Inside Gaming
GTA 5 Gameplay: THE THUNDERDOME - Inside Gaming

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Who runs barter town?

Thunderdome: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/xbOotMz89U-OeR16YguZRQ?platformId=1

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0QPnjcG25GE
GTA 5 FLAPPY BIRD! Gameplay!
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TFTW: Top Ten GTA Online User Created Jobs
TFTW: Top Ten GTA Online User Created Jobs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oT64i-oLeaw
Click here to watch Top Ten Simulation Games!

Steve and Larson hit the streets of Los Santos to countdown their ten favorite user created jobs in Grand Theft Auto Online.

Wanna play these jobs? HERE ARE LINKS.

Motocross Deathmatch: http://rsg.ms/1eYL10t
Pacific Bank Heist: http://rsg.ms/RdPN3m
Superman: http://rsg.ms/1q9YaXF
Anchorman: Channel 8 GO!: http://rsg.ms/1qsqK6K
The Race Of The Gods: http://rsg.ms/1hgRodZ
Battle GTA: http://rsg.ms/1htujaN
Grovetown: http://rsg.ms/1mhxh4c
Hot Wheels 2: http://rsg.ms/QOix2m
GTA: That's My Rhino: http://rsg.ms/1mhwbFu
4 Way Madness: http://rsg.ms/M6mpti

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FALLOUT 4 Might Be an MMO? - Inside Gaming Daily
FALLOUT 4 Might Be an MMO? - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about a new Fallout trademark, and what that means for Fallout 4.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_6pmyduwR4k
PS4 GAMEPLAY CAPTURE Soon!
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TeamCrafted is AFK! TRAILER!
TeamCrafted is AFK! TRAILER!

MinecraftUniverse takes on JeromeASF in AFK: Machinima's first ever travel competition! Each season, we'll pit two YouTubers against one another in a cross-country gaming-inspired grudge match.

AFK SEASON 1. THE ROAD TO... PAX EAST
MINECRAFTUNIVERSE VS JEROMEASF
Monday, April 21st on Machinima and Team Crafted
#TeamJerome #TeamMU

Presented by GEICO
https://GEICO.com/

*Professional drivers on closed course. Do not attempt.
*Don't roller skate without adequate safety gear. Never taunt a roller derby girl.

Top 3 Internet Videos of the Week
Top 3 Internet Videos of the Week

Mr..Descriipt0 here

I cuit mmy righht hand [retty bad tryying t0 get a quarter fro0n a drainn s0 i"lll makke tgis quickk

3. George RR Martin shouldn't plan your wedding
http://bit.ly/1hRpyug

2 Rejected Mountain Dew commercial
http://bit.ly/QisHrl

1 TRAIN KICK -
http://bit.ly/1hQBECY


MYSTERY
Red
http://bit.ly/1neEHI0
BLUE
http://bit.ly/1gNDmnJ
GREEN
http://bit.ly/1jajZ6N


3. Internet Todayish....
http://bit.ly/1eFo9Xc

2. 150 Facts you didn't know about Avengers
http://bit.ly/1mb83a6

1. Boob News
http://bit.ly/1gNDx2p

bl00d everyywhere
Mr..Descriipt0

THE GLITCH - NPC Ep.11 (GTA machinima comedy)
THE GLITCH - NPC Ep.11 (GTA machinima comedy)

Click below for episode 10:
http://youtu.be/WO5Fr-t2elk

This is it - Mike's got what he needs to end Rico Selleck once and for all. But should he?

NPC title theme is "Checkmate" by Andrew Blaney, licensed from Killer Tracks.

Created by Woody Tondorf, Jeff Sloniker, and Andrew Hanson
Directed and edited by youtube.com/Tyrannicon
Written by Andrew Hanson and Jeff Sloniker

Starring
Oliver Vaquer as Mike
Jeff Sloniker as Rico
Jimmy Wong as Hotdog Vendor
Chad as Player 1

Also, let's just do a quick FAQ for the silly complaints you're going to have:

Q: This isn't GTA5 so it sucks!
A: Not a question, but the only way to do good machinima in GTA is to use a PC, and since there's no PC port yet for GTA5, we do the best we can.

Q: His name's Niko Bellic, not Rico Selleck! You suck!
A: Yeah yeah yeah, we know. But we don't want to risk any chance that our good friends at Rockstar would take offence to this parody, so we changed the names. Get over it.

Q: I won't get over it, because Niko's Russian!
A: DID YOU WATCH EPISODE 6?!? DID YOU?!? WE CLEARLY SAY HIS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN IS "RUSSIA-ISH," WHICH MEANS HE'S NOT ACTUALLY FROM RUSSIA, DAD!!!!

Q: These people look like an acid trip!
A: Don't do drugs. But do realize that, in order to make a nearly decade old game look all right, Tyrannicon ran the program through ICenhancer, which makes a lot of stuff look HD pretty, but the people still look like monsters. We promise you get used to it.

Q: What the hell/sh*t/eff did I just watch?
A: It's a revolutionary new art form in which we go INSIDE the game itself to create a story that may be wholly separate from the game's canon! Though we're not quite sure what to call it yet, we think it may be some form of Machine Cinema. We're pretty sure we're the only people to try this, but our records only go back to 2009, when dubstep was cool.

Q: I hate these flashbacks! Die in a fire!
A: Wow, of all the hateful things you've said so far, that one's the worst. We love that so many of you are watching the episodes, and we realize the flashbacks can take a while, but they're for the new people who are watching this for the first time and will have NO IDEA what's going on. And we include new funny one liners for Rico to say so you're not just watching the same thing over and over...but fuck us, right?

Q: I love this!
A: And we love you, but you only asked one question this whole time.

Guess who's back?? (Hint: Mrs. Doubtfire) - ETC Daily
Guess who's back?? (Hint: Mrs. Doubtfire) - ETC Daily

Hello,

I went grocery shopping today. Some old woman grabbed my head cause she thought it was a melon. I gotta start wearing hats. Then I'll look like a melon wearing a hat. Do women like that? I don't think women even like melon. I think they like strawberries. Guys with strawberry shaped heads sound cool and handsome. I'm typing this on my phone in the produce aisle. I've been here for an hour.

Today Khail talk about the return of a lot of peoples favorite Robin Williams movies...Mrs. Doubtfire. WITH Robin Williams.

I'd better head home
Mr. Descripto

PS4 GAMEPLAY CAPTURE Soon! - Inside Gaming Daily
PS4 GAMEPLAY CAPTURE Soon! - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about the new PS4 update!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LN9VsXRqScw
Are Gamers JUST HORNY & VIOLENT?
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TFTW: Top Ten Simulation Games
TFTW: Top Ten Simulation Games

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A3RfXrV9ZnY
Click here to watch Top Ten Games That Should Be MMOs!

Steve and Larson try to simulate real hosts to countdown the top ten simulation video games EVER.
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X-Men are HUGE sellouts - ETC Daily
X-Men are HUGE sellouts - ETC Daily

Hey,

Mr. Descripto here. There's a neighborhood dog outside. He's growling and scratching at my door. I ordered pizza but he scared the pizza guy and ate the pizza. I always wanted a dog. They usually run away. They jump through the glass. Maybe I should jump through the glass to get out of here. There's still a slice of pizza out there. Nope. He just ate it.

Today Khail talk about all the news going on with X-Men Days of Future Past by Brian Singer. It'll be out in May so this is the last trailer.

So hungry,
Mr. Descripto

Are Gamers JUST HORNY & VIOLENT? no. - Inside Gaming Daily
Are Gamers JUST HORNY & VIOLENT? no. - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about how male gamers aren't only looking for boobs and explosions in games, and Jade Raymond agrees with us.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1sFDe6MUY0
Destiny FOUR TIMES BIGGER Than Halo?
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Is AMAZON'S smartphone any good?? - ETC Daily
Is AMAZON'S smartphone any good?? - ETC Daily

Hey.

Mr. Descripto here. I went to a job interview today and they said I was too greasy for the job. This is really the only job I can get and they don't even know I have it. I tell them my name is Roger Obama. Roger Obama is a racecar driver, in my story. I've never even been in a car. They always tell me I'm too greasy to get in their car.

Today Khail talks about the leaked photos of the Amazon phone. It's got a lot of things going on. But is it promising enough, or will Amazon have another blunder on their hands

Greasily yours,
Mr. Descripto

Destiny FOUR TIMES BIGGER Than Halo? - Inside Gaming Daily
Destiny FOUR TIMES BIGGER Than Halo? - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about how big Destiny will be compared to Halo Reach.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7vQnF1L1lww
The Next STAR WARS GAME?
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THE ROOKIE - Titanfall: Dropouts ep.4
THE ROOKIE - Titanfall: Dropouts ep.4

Click below for episode 3:
http://youtu.be/To4Ba0MNQJU

Dex and Gif are two engineers responsible for sending Titans down to the battle below, but they hate their jobs and the pilots they work with. Today they're explaining how the world works with a new Pilot.

Titanfall: Dropouts
Created by Woody Tondorf
Written by Woody Tondorf
Starring
Sean Bury as Pilot Bury
Dexter Manning as Dex
Woody Tondorf as Gif
Kat Jones as Maria

Directed and edited by Jon Beswick

MTV Movie Awards 2014! who. cares. - ETC Daily
MTV Movie Awards 2014! who. cares. - ETC Daily

Hello friends and most people that hate me,

Mr. Descripto here. I've been locked in my bathroom for 4 days now. I've tried screaming. I left my phone outside. I don't know what to do. I ate all the soap and I'm running out of food. There's a bird that flies in every 30 minutes and violently attacks me then flies back out. I have cuts all over my face. I think I'm being Punk'd but I don't know Ashton Kutcher. I'm just going to keep digging this hole in the wall with my toothbrush. *sigh*

Today Khail was grumpy about the MTV Movie Awards 2014. He told me not to put a list of the winners cause "I don't want to waste anyone's time".

Anyway. I gotta finish making clothing out of toilet paper now....

See ya,
Mr. Descripto

The Next STAR WARS GAME? - Inside Gaming Daily
The Next STAR WARS GAME? - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about the cancelled Darth Maul game, and the news that an Uncharted writer will be writing the new Star Wars game.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oYDoTCBwrm4
PS4 VS Xbox One: PRICE WAR!
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George Bush Plays Goat Simulator
George Bush Plays Goat Simulator

Click below for Obama Plays Titanfall:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VsKtjwQaA5k

Former President George W Bush was jealous of President Barack Obama for getting a lot of views playing Titanfall, so to remind people he's "cool" he decided to play a popular game too. Goat Simulator!

Voiced by Jason Stephens. Jason will record personal Walken or other impressions for you! Go to: jasonsvoices.com"

Music used: Music:

All music in the video is a public license. Original content owned by the Apple Computer Company as part of the Apple Loops program, Subbable.com, or by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com).

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

http://images.apple.com/legal/sla/docs/finalcutstudio2.pdf

"Hail to the Chief" recorded by the Department of Air Force

GSPIMPIN by Shizzy Shix

http://youtube.com/user/CallmeSixx

Your channel along with anyone else:

Director's Channel:
http://youtube.com/user/GameSocietyPimps

Aaron Yonda's Channel:
http://youtube.com/user/BlameSocietyFilms

Adam Koralik's Channel:
http://youtube.com/user/AdamKoralik

BEST COSPLAY PAX East 2014 - Inside Gaming
BEST COSPLAY PAX East 2014 - Inside Gaming

FOR MORE INSIDE GAMING, GO TO:
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Girls, robots and more girls, we think those are girls. They might not be girls. OHGAWD. THOSE ARE NOT GIRLS!

Hot.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F2u3CRsn1KA
PAX East 2013 Cosplay
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TFTW: Top Ten Games That Should Be MMOs
TFTW: Top Ten Games That Should Be MMOs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sLeY-hFJSNQ
Click here to watch Top Ten Video Game Franchises!

With the Elder Scrolls recently going massively multi-player, Steve and Larson countdown ten more games they think should make the MMO transition.
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PS4 VS Xbox One: PRICE WAR! - Inside Gaming Daily
PS4 VS Xbox One: PRICE WAR! - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about the recent Xbox One price cuts and how that affects overall console sales.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6KLOT6_kPzY
New ZOMBIE MMO on PS4!
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Top 3 Internet Videos of the Week
Top 3 Internet Videos of the Week

Hey Mr. Descripto here,

Finally some recognition on the show. Though due to the head injuries I sustain because of my massive head, I usually forget. What was I talking about? Was I talking about? I never graduated pre-school. Also, sir who called me out. I found my cats. They're in heaven. Thanks for bringing it up.

Here at the TOP 3:

3. Game of Goats
http://bit.ly/1oRnTsp

2. The Zach Anner workout
http://bit.ly/1n07HmS

1 Maddox Takes on YouTube
http://bit.ly/1n07KyV

MYSTERY
Red Door
http://bit.ly/1geVLtA
Blue Door
http://bit.ly/1n9QXqC
Green Door
http://bit.ly/1lOb0KZ

3. Best Shit of the Week -
http://bit.ly/1sIHOcE
2. New Ninja Turtles images revealed -
http://bit.ly/1lObJvR
1. Hear Noah Movie, See Noah Movie -
http://bit.ly/1izmrCe

Great seeing you again
Mr. Descripto

MOD CITY - NPC ep. 10 (GTA machinima comedy)
MOD CITY - NPC ep. 10 (GTA machinima comedy)

Click below for episode 9:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M4-CN2OAwek

Mike travels to Mod City to become the one man Rico trusts, but Khail the Elephant Man has some other ideas.

NPC title theme is "Checkmate" by Andrew Blaney, licensed from Killer Tracks.

Created by Woody Tondorf, Jeff Sloniker, and Andrew Hanson
Directed and edited by youtube.com/Tyrannicon
Written by Andrew Hanson and Jeff Sloniker

Starring
Oliver Vaquer as Mike
Jeff Sloniker as Rico
Jimmy Wong as Iron Man
Khail Anonymous as Elephant Man
Ben Pace as Cousin Larry
Monica Howe as Wedding Guest

Also, let's just do a quick FAQ for the silly complaints you're going to have:

Q: This isn't GTA5 so it sucks!
A: Not a question, but the only way to do good machinima in GTA is to use a PC, and since there's no PC port yet for GTA5, we do the best we can.

Q: His name's Niko Bellic, not Rico Selleck! You suck!
A: Yeah yeah yeah, we know. But we don't want to risk any chance that our good friends at Rockstar would take offence to this parody, so we changed the names. Get over it.

Q: I won't get over it, because Niko's Russian!
A: DID YOU WATCH EPISODE 6?!? DID YOU?!? WE CLEARLY SAY HIS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN IS "RUSSIA-ISH," WHICH MEANS HE'S NOT ACTUALLY FROM RUSSIA, DAD!!!!

Q: These people look like an acid trip!
A: Don't do drugs. But do realize that, in order to make a nearly decade old game look all right, Tyrannicon ran the program through ICenhancer, which makes a lot of stuff look HD pretty, but the people still look like monsters. We promise you get used to it.

Q: What the hell/sh*t/eff did I just watch?
A: It's a revolutionary new art form in which we go INSIDE the game itself to create a story that may be wholly separate from the game's canon! Though we're not quite sure what to call it yet, we think it may be some form of Machine Cinema. We're pretty sure we're the only people to try this, but our records only go back to 2009, when dubstep was cool.

Q: I hate these flashbacks! Die in a fire!
A: Wow, of all the hateful things you've said so far, that one's the worst. We love that so many of you are watching the episodes, and we realize the flashbacks can take a while, but they're for the new people who are watching this for the first time and will have NO IDEA what's going on. And we include new funny one liners for Rico to say so you're not just watching the same thing over and over...but fuck us, right?

Q: I love this!
A: And we love you, but you only asked one question this whole time.

MIKE FINDS CHEATS - NPC ep.9 (GTA machinima comedy)
MIKE FINDS CHEATS - NPC ep.9 (GTA machinima comedy)

Click below for episode 8:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A_04re3VdqQ

Mike discovers that his phone can make vehicles appear in thin air, but doesn't necessarily give him the ability to drive said vehicles.

NPC title theme is "Checkmate" by Andrew Blaney, licensed from Killer Tracks.

Created by Woody Tondorf, Jeff Sloniker, and Andrew Hanson
Directed and edited by youtube.com/Tyrannicon
Written by Andrew Hanson and Jeff Sloniker

Starring
Oliver Vaquer as Mike
Jeff Sloniker as Rico

Also, let's just do a quick FAQ for the silly complaints you're going to have:

Q: This isn't GTA5 so it sucks!
A: Not a question, but the only way to do good machinima in GTA is to use a PC, and since there's no PC port yet for GTA5, we do the best we can.

Q: His name's Niko Bellic, not Rico Selleck! You suck!
A: Yeah yeah yeah, we know. But we don't want to risk any chance that our good friends at Rockstar would take offence to this parody, so we changed the names. Get over it.

Q: I won't get over it, because Niko's Russian!
A: DID YOU WATCH EPISODE 6?!? DID YOU?!? WE CLEARLY SAY HIS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN IS "RUSSIA-ISH," WHICH MEANS HE'S NOT ACTUALLY FROM RUSSIA, DAD!!!!

Q: These people look like an acid trip!
A: Don't do drugs. But do realize that, in order to make a nearly decade old game look all right, Tyrannicon ran the program through ICenhancer, which makes a lot of stuff look HD pretty, but the people still look like monsters. We promise you get used to it.

Q: What the hell/sh*t/eff did I just watch?
A: It's a revolutionary new art form in which we go INSIDE the game itself to create a story that may be wholly separate from the game's canon! Though we're not quite sure what to call it yet, we think it may be some form of Machine Cinema. We're pretty sure we're the only people to try this, but our records only go back to 2009, when dubstep was cool.

Q: I hate these flashbacks! Die in a fire!
A: Wow, of all the hateful things you've said so far, that one's the worst. We love that so many of you are watching the episodes, and we realize the flashbacks can take a while, but they're for the new people who are watching this for the first time and will have NO IDEA what's going on. And we include new funny one liners for Rico to say so you're not just watching the same thing over and over...but fuck us, right?

Q: I love this!
A: And we love you, but you only asked one question this whole time.

Top 10 Reasons Colbert will be better than Letterman - ETC Daily
Top 10 Reasons Colbert will be better than Letterman - ETC Daily

Hi again,

Mr. Descripto here. I'm broke. And hungry. Can you Kickstart a sandwich? Maybe a ham and cheese sandwich...hold the ham. And hold the bread. I think I just heard a T-Rex in the other room. Oh. Nope. That was my stomach grumbling.

Today Khail talked about Letterman stepping down from the The Late Show and being replaced by the talented Stephen Colbert! In honor of that he presents a Top 10 list...get it? I don't.

Getting woozy,
Mr. Descripto

New ZOMBIE MMO on PS4! - Inside Gaming Daily
New ZOMBIE MMO on PS4! - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about the new H1Z1 Zombie game on PC and PS4.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M5_PMd-prsQ&nofeather=True
New BORDERLANDS REVEALED!
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TFTW: Top Ten Video Game Franchises
TFTW: Top Ten Video Game Franchises

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LUu4KZHwV6Y
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Steve and Larson look at some of gaming's greatest series to countdown the top ten franchises in video game history!
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Spider-Man 2 REVIEWS ARE IN! - ETC Daily
Spider-Man 2 REVIEWS ARE IN! - ETC Daily

Hi,

Mr. Descripto. That's me. If there are any women out there...I'd just like to say that I'm REALLY good in bed. I mean...like I'm really good at sleeping. In bed. And also eating in bed. That last part was a lie. There's cheese stains all over my bed. I'm sorry I lied to you. Don't be mad.

Khail talked about the Amazing Spider-Man 2 reviews today. Seems like 2 out of 10 people loved it. Here's a link to the Rotten Tomatoes so you can see for yourself: http://rottentomatoes.com/m/the_amazing_spider_man_2/

Thanks for all the love in the comments BTW. I write them down on scraps of paper and eat them.

See you tomorrow,
Mr. Descripto

The Evil Within -- PAX East Gameplay Trailer
The Evil Within -- PAX East Gameplay Trailer

The Evil Within embodies the meaning of pure survival horror. Highly-crafted environments, horrifying anxiety, and an intricate story are combined to create an immersive world that will bring you to the height of tension.


Developer: Tango Gameworks
Release: 8/26/2014
Genre: Survival Horror
Platform: PS4/Xbox One/PS3/X360/PC
Publisher: Bethesda
Website: http://theevilwithin.com

New BORDERLANDS REVEALED! - Inside Gaming Daily
New BORDERLANDS REVEALED! - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about the new Borderlands Pre-Sequel.

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XBOX ONE Uploads to YouTube!
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NEW Ninja Turtles images REVEALED - sadly....just their hands - ETC Daily
NEW Ninja Turtles images REVEALED - sadly....just their hands - ETC Daily

Hello,

Mr. Descripto here. Welcome to my home. It kind of smells. I had 3 cats. They peed everywhere. Then they died. I mean, I think they died. I haven't been able to find them for months. Here kitty kitty. Nope. Alone as always.

Here's the stuff Khail talked about in the episode....
Ninja Turtles posters: machinimaETC.Tumblr.com
The Raid 2 game: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/films/exclusive-raid-2-8-bit-game
Pokemon 3D game (buggy as hell): http://kongregate.com/games/PokemonNXT/pokemonnxt-0-1

Thanks for being my friend,
Mr. Descripto

"KINECT is a JOKE" - Inside Gaming Daily
"KINECT is a JOKE" - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about Peter Molyneux saying Xbox One's Kinect is a joke.

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XBOX ONE Uploads to YouTube!
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Wolfenstein: The New Order -- Nowhere to Run Trailer
Wolfenstein: The New Order -- Nowhere to Run Trailer

The resistance must rise despite being outclassed and outgunned. In the latest trailer, 'Nowhere to Run', for Wolfenstein: The New Order, B.J. Blazkowicz and the resistance fight back against General Deathshead, and his legion of Nazi forces despite the overwhelming odds against them.


Developer: MachineGames
Release: 5/20/2014
Genre: FPS
Platform: PS4/Xbox One/PS3/X360/PC
Publisher: Bethesda
Website: http://wolfenstein.com/

Captain America 2 WHAT YOU MISSED - ETC Daily
Captain America 2 WHAT YOU MISSED - ETC Daily

AMERICA FUNK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I can't swear. My mom watches this show. Just kidding! My mom died when I was 3! GOTCHA!......Hey, it's me, Mr. Descripto. Just sitting here. Typing. Only thing Ima gud at. Crap. Guess I'm not good.

Today Khail talks about the things you might have missed when watching Captain America Winter Soldier. It's a really great film! Probably the best Marvel movie. I've never seen it. I have cataracts. Anyway, did I ever tell you I'm a Descriptonian? If you know what that is....

....Nevermind.

Till later,
Mr. Descripto

XBOX ONE Uploads to YOUTUBE! - Inside Gaming Daily
XBOX ONE Uploads to YOUTUBE! - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about how Xbox One just added the ability to directly upload gameplay to YouTube.

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Xbox One: WE'RE SORRY
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GTA 5 Gameplay: BMX TRICK RACE - Inside Gaming
GTA 5 Gameplay: BMX TRICK RACE - Inside Gaming

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Keep that wheel up! KEEPTHATWHEELUP!

BMX Parkour 3 - http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/P60JMkym20WDrJduaAsFtQ?platformId=1

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ixaRbQ38qB0
EASIEST RACE EVER! GTA 5 Gameplay!
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TFTW: Top Ten Goat Simulator DESTRUCTION
TFTW: Top Ten Goat Simulator DESTRUCTION

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It's total BAH-nnihilation as Steve and Larson countdown the top ten ways to achieve absolute destruction in Goat Simulator!
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Top 3 Internet Videos of the Week
Top 3 Internet Videos of the Week

Hey it's Khail,

I've hijacked the most powerful thing in the world...the description of a YouTube video. Take that government. I'm all up in yer guts.

yeaaaaah....so what's up? Oh yeah sorry, you need the links to the videos. Well here you go hommie!!

3. Cats React (By Fine Bros)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VSpFRcTeUQ4

2. Anchorman 2: No Joke Cut (April Fools)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hUMgfI5zcW0

1. How to Tell if You're a Basic Bitch (By CollegeHumor)
http://youtu.be/PaghIdSJKvQ

MYSTERY DOORS
Red Door
http://youtu.be/XcXpdQjHi-U?t=8s
Green Door
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RoYGi6kDLkw
Yellow Door
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1mc-3mXrNaE


3. nothing

2. nothing

1. #NEWSJERKS
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cexK0yeaSeg

Thanks for watchin

Xbox One: WE'RE SORRY - Inside Gaming Daily
Xbox One: WE'RE SORRY - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about Microsoft saying they realize they screwed up, and what they're doing to fix it.

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GTA 5 Online HEISTS COMING SOON!
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REVENGE BEGINS - NPC ep.8 (GTA Machinima comedy)
REVENGE BEGINS - NPC ep.8 (GTA Machinima comedy)

Click below for episode 7:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GKRQysvWR8k

Mike finds out where to buy a gun, at the cost of Bruce Greene's life.

NPC title theme is "Checkmate" by Andrew Blaney, licensed from Killer Tracks.

Created by Woody Tondorf, Jeff Sloniker, and Andrew Hanson
Directed and edited by youtube.com/Tyrannicon
Written by Andrew Hanson and Jeff Sloniker

Starring
Oliver Vaquer as Mike
Jeff Sloniker as Rico
Jimmy Wong as Bridge Cop
Bruce Greene as Alex
Adam Kovic as Jake
Ashly Burch as Mike's Mom

Also, let's just do a quick FAQ for the silly complaints you're going to have:

Q: This isn't GTA5 so it sucks!
A: Not a question, but the only way to do good machinima in GTA is to use a PC, and since there's no PC port yet for GTA5, we do the best we can.

Q: His name's Niko Bellic, not Rico Selleck! You suck!
A: Yeah yeah yeah, we know. But we don't want to risk any chance that our good friends at Rockstar would take offence to this parody, so we changed the names. Get over it.

Q: I won't get over it, because Niko's Russian!
A: DID YOU WATCH EPISODE 6?!? DID YOU?!? WE CLEARLY SAY HIS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN IS "RUSSIA-ISH," WHICH MEANS HE'S NOT ACTUALLY FROM RUSSIA, DAD!!!!

Q: These people look like an acid trip!
A: Don't do drugs. But do realize that, in order to make a nearly decade old game look all right, Tyrannicon ran the program through ICenhancer, which makes a lot of stuff look HD pretty, but the people still look like monsters. We promise you get used to it.

Q: What the hell/sh*t/eff did I just watch?
A: It's a revolutionary new art form in which we go INSIDE the game itself to create a story that may be wholly separate from the game's canon! Though we're not quite sure what to call it yet, we think it may be some form of Machine Cinema. We're pretty sure we're the only people to try this, but our records only go back to 2009, when dubstep was cool.

Q: I hate these flashbacks! Die in a fire!
A: Wow, of all the hateful things you've said so far, that one's the worst. We love that so many of you are watching the episodes, and we realize the flashbacks can take a while, but they're for the new people who are watching this for the first time and will have NO IDEA what's going on. And we include new funny one liners for Rico to say so you're not just watching the same thing over and over...but fuck us, right?

Q: I love this!
A: And we love you, but you only asked one question this whole time.

MIKE FIGURES IT OUT - NPC ep.7 (GTA machinima comedy)
MIKE FIGURES IT OUT - NPC ep.7 (GTA machinima comedy)

Click below for episode 6:
http://youtu.be/ReMYRt7vPYY

Mike's now figured out that he lives in some weird hellish place that's not real. What will he do in a world without rules?

NPC title theme is "Checkmate" by Andrew Blaney, licensed from Killer Tracks.

Created by Woody Tondorf, Jeff Sloniker, and Andrew Hanson
Directed and edited by youtube.com/Tyrannicon
Written by Andrew Hanson and Jeff Sloniker

Starring
Oliver Vaquer as Mike
Jeff Sloniker as Rico
Jimmy Wong as Bridge Cop
Bruce Greene as Alex
Adam Kovic as Jake
Ashly Burch as Mike's Mom

Also, let's just do a quick FAQ for the silly complaints you're going to have:

Q: This isn't GTA5 so it sucks!
A: Not a question, but the only way to do good machinima in GTA is to use a PC, and since there's no PC port yet for GTA5, we do the best we can.

Q: His name's Niko Bellic, not Rico Selleck! You suck!
A: Yeah yeah yeah, we know. But we don't want to risk any chance that our good friends at Rockstar would take offence to this parody, so we changed the names. Get over it.

Q: I won't get over it, because Niko's Russian!
A: DID YOU WATCH EPISODE 6?!? DID YOU?!? WE CLEARLY SAY HIS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN IS "RUSSIA-ISH," WHICH MEANS HE'S NOT ACTUALLY FROM RUSSIA, DAD!!!!

Q: These people look like an acid trip!
A: Don't do drugs. But do realize that, in order to make a nearly decade old game look all right, Tyrannicon ran the program through ICenhancer, which makes a lot of stuff look HD pretty, but the people still look like monsters. We promise you get used to it.

Q: What the hell/sh*t/eff did I just watch?
A: It's a revolutionary new art form in which we go INSIDE the game itself to create a story that may be wholly separate from the game's canon! Though we're not quite sure what to call it yet, we think it may be some form of Machine Cinema. We're pretty sure we're the only people to try this, but our records only go back to 2009, when dubstep was cool.

Q: I hate these flashbacks! Die in a fire!
A: Wow, of all the hateful things you've said so far, that one's the worst. We love that so many of you are watching the episodes, and we realize the flashbacks can take a while, but they're for NEW PEOPLE, who may not know what's going on when they see if for the first time. So we have Rico say new, increasingly ridiculous lines for the superfans who watch every episode. Make a game out of it!

Q: I love this!
A: And we love you, but you only asked one question this whole time.

The Elder Scrolls Online -- The Siege
The Elder Scrolls Online -- The Siege

The Elder Scrolls Online allows gamers to choose their own style of play as they embark upon an epic adventure across all of Tamriel. Players can adventure alone on heroic quests as in previous Elder Scrolls games, explore the huge, rich world with a few friends, or join with hundreds of others in massive Player vs. Player (PvP) battles to save the Empire.


Developer: ZeniMax Online
Release: 4/4/2014
Genre: MMO/RPG
Platform: PS4/Xbox One/PC/Mac
Publisher: Bethesda
Website: http://elderscrollsonline.com

James Franco in trouble??? -  ETC
James Franco in trouble??? - ETC

James Franco is taking a whole lotta heat for some digital flirting with a young lady. Bummer, dude!!

GTA 5 Online HEISTS COMING SOON! - Inside Gaming Daily
GTA 5 Online HEISTS COMING SOON! - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about GTA Online Heists coming soon!

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Amazon GAME CONSOLE: Fire TV!
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TFTW: Top Ten Fools In Gaming
TFTW: Top Ten Fools In Gaming

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Click here to watch Top Ten Gaming Acquisitions!

Steve and Larson belatedly celebrate April Fools' Day by counting down the top ten most gullible characters in gaming history!
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PORN STARS in Game of Thrones??? - ETC
PORN STARS in Game of Thrones??? - ETC

The 4th season of Game of Thrones premieres on Sunday and will feature the addition of several porn actresses. Nice.

Amazon GAME CONSOLE: Fire TV! - Inside Gaming Daily
Amazon GAME CONSOLE: Fire TV! - Inside Gaming Daily

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Kovic and Bruce talk about how Amazon's new Game Console: FireTV.

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YouTube GAMEPLAY BANNED!
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Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor -- Banished From Death
Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor -- Banished From Death

Players become Talion, a ranger who loses his family and everything he holds dear, only to be returned from death by a mysterious Spirit of vengeance.


Developer: Monolith Productions
Release: 10/7/2014
Genre: Action
Platform: PS4/Xbox One/PS3/X360/PC
Publisher: Warner Brothers Interactive
Website: https://shadowofmordor.com/

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